I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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