I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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