So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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