Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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