If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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