Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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