But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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