This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
