Dual....:-)
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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