Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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