Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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