hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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