I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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