Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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