Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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