Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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