Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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