My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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