we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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