Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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