Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
