dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
is it fun? or sober?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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