Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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