You're my little dorito
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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