ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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