I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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love makes seman taste better
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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