I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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