is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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