Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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