It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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