You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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