Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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