I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I love you. Go after that dick
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
