I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So many bounce houses so little time
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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