i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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