ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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