2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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