The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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