So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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