I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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