THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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