Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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