We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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