nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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