In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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