We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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