He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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