if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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