Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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