I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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