Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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