I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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