i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can't turn off my feet"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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