the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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