Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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