Your dad touched me again.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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