i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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